Will and disgrace

· Will is, as has been widely reported, the latest megastar to start recruiting for top loonball academy the Church Of Scientology. After shooting finished on Hancock, he gave crew members a delightful wrap “present” – a gift card for one personality test at any Scientology centre. It should be noted that personality tests almost always result in a series of previously unsuspected personality defects in the test subject that can be cured by the Church of Scientology, and that first personality tests are actually free anyway. Will, you shouldn’t have!