Tom Cruise Forces Old Dead German To Look Like Him

Say the name Tom Cruise and at least 3 out of 10 women will swoon right down to the floor. That’s probably because both he and his soft velvety skin are considered ‘handsome.’

And we’re not talking about just in lost African pygmy tribes either – we mean by western standards lots of chicks really dig him, man. Who wouldn’t want to look like that?

Production of Cruise’s Valkyrie movie called for a publicity shot of Tommy-boy’s profile smack dab next to one of the would-be German assassin – and you know what? The two look quite alike. Until German murmuring turned up the fact the one photo was altered quite a bit to look like the American star.

The poor dead guy. That profile head-shot was probably all his kids had left.