Going after the Dianautics

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes should avoid takin’ a cruise with the Scientologists this summer on threat of being sacked by pirates!

Crazy anti-Scientology vigilante group “Anonymous,” which has been attacking the church and Cruise on YouTube, is stepping up its antics, promising to launch “Operation: Sea Arrrgh,” an attack on Scientology’s Sea Organization, the elite arm of the church that operates a ship called MV Freewinds.

The protesters, who claim they stay under the radar to protect themselves from church backlash, are peppering media outlets with promises they’ll accost the Sea Organization all summer long, all pirate-style, in their latest attempt to expose the underbelly of the celebrity religion.

Yikes. If only Johnny Depp was a Scientologist, everything would be okay.