Get the Skinny on Scientology’s Favorite Alien, from Leaked Short Story by Hubbard

Anyone who has heard about the Ultimate Secret of Scientology, the tale of Xenu the alien and his cruel volcano-esploding ways, has probably wanted to know more. What motivated Xenu? What kinds of clothes did he wear and what was his favorite music? Was he friends with psychiatrists? What were his true feelings about the Galactic Confederation and the Loyal Officers of the People? Now you can find out all this and more in a 1975 novella called “Revolt in the Stars,” written by L. Ron Hubbard himself.

Apparently, Xenu was fond of dark suits. He also had dark hair and liked classical music, as well as cold drinks. He’s a pretty bitter guy, and when he rounded up the people he would later bring to Earth and blow up with atomics placed inside volcanoes, he picked psychiatrists to help him weed out these undesirables. Those undesirables included “motion picture producers,” as well as “writers” and “blacks.” Also, “salesmen.” Interesting mix.

Note: I’m not entirely sure how much this is a “leak,” as the text in question has been available online for a while now; still, here is a Wikileaks PDF, alternatively here is an HTML version (from a Freezone group based in the Netherlands.)

Our Dark Lord shall yet be free!